Why do we go weak in the knees for a man in uniform? He could be a police officer, a military man, a fire fighter, or one of those guys in sexy brown pants who delivers nice packages (both in a box and in his pants!) to your door—something about the uniform makes us stop and stare. A uniform transforms an everyday guy into a modern-day Superman, one who stands straighter, prouder. And one we can’t wait to get naked. Because the only thing sexier than a man in uniform is a man out of uniform. About the author: Beginning his career as a television writer, Winston Gieseke penned episodes for shows like Wildfire and Hollywood Off-Ramp. He has composed tantalizing copy for various adult entertainment companies and served as editor in chief of both Men and Freshmen magazines before honing his journalistic skills as managing editor of The Advocate.